overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

Lindsay Lohan photographed by Terry Richardson for GQ, January 2007

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meladoodle:

meladoodle:

THIS IS ME DOING MY THING BUT THE BEGINNING WAS CUT OFF

Hey guys this is what I did last night and it was probably the scariest thing I’ve ever done but I’m so glad I did it

bobby2643:

powerburial:

passion:

"pokemon is running out of ideas"

geodude was a rock with arms

no, he also had eyes, and a mouth, and a strong brow, and a great personality

EWREWWWRRRR

pyksii:

saddeer:

I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together

DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!

itistimetodisappear:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

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itistimetodisappear:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

troubled-hippo:

alberoni:

If you start from the bottom up it’s a story of two friends. Then murder, then revenge.

woah

I like it backwards

woah