cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER
If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.
Why the fuck would I do that
THIS IS ME DOING MY THING BUT THE BEGINNING WAS CUT OFF
Hey guys this is what I did last night and it was probably the scariest thing I’ve ever done but I’m so glad I did it
"pokemon is running out of ideas"
geodude was a rock with arms
no, he also had eyes, and a mouth, and a strong brow, and a great personality
I have this weird theory that some people are drawn to each other because their atoms were near each other when the universe was created and over time the same atoms keep coming back together
DID YOU JUST SCIENTIFICALLY EXPLAIN SOUL MATES?!